You either love The Princess Bride or you haven’t seen it
"Comedy is acting out optimism."
- Robin Williams (July 21, 1951 - August 11, 2014)
RIP Robin Williams, thanks for the laughs and comfort when I really needed it. Your amazing legacy in film and comedy will live on forever as long as people can laugh. My heart, thoughts and prayers go out to the Williams family and anyone else who needs a little support.
One of my coworkers was telling me how a man came in once and demanded that he be allowed to return a designer handbag at a cosmetics counter. We only take designer bags back in their original department because fraud is so common. He demanded that an associate in handbags be brought over to him to process the return. When my coworker arrived to do the return, the customer was so angry he also demanded to speak to someone “up top. And not just your manager, I mean the top top top top top”.
My coworker: “Well sir, I can’t get you his phone number but I know you can write a letter to his address at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue in Washington DC. Mr. Obama will gladly hear your complaint.”
Seriously, my CEO does not have time to deal with your petty issues. (Guy ended up laughing too.)
Do you think that when Steve Rogers sneezes, one of the Avengers goes up to him and whispers, “God Bless America”
Then Steve fucking looks at them like this
no IT GOT SO MUCH BETTER TONY’S FACE OH MY GOD